Just for Fun...

You know you have a one year old if.....

• You buy Goldfish in stock
• All the chairs around your table are lying on the floor due to climbing issues
• You have cardboard taped over the power button on your big screen
• Your child thinks the camera is the front of your face
• Shout spray is on every walmart list
• Your friends offer to call you back constantly due to background noise
• You have a plastic spoon in your purse for discipline purposes
• You have mastered holding a baby & also using the bathroom in public places
• You rarely see the table in a resturant anymore due to the constant walking outside
• "No-No" is used every other sentence in your daily vocabulary
• Teaching Kindergarten actually seems easier than staying home
• People enter your home & say "Wow" at the stuff
• You are late everywhere!
• Your hair always contains something sticky
• Your floor is constantly sticky
• Applejuice takes over your fridge
• You have flashed multiple people in public due to him pulling your shirt down
• Walmart Day is a nightmare
• you know over 100 definitions for "aahh"
• You are no longer asked out to dinner with friends who do not have children

But most important...

You have the time of your life with the most PRECIOUS gift God can give anyone!